s out of t, as  going to take tepladder on t rip  of vocabulary. If Id kno oned it do, probably, but I didnt; I t even  youd o admit it uation.

    I stood up and turned round carefully, because I didnt  to fall off until I co, and I started yelling at  stared.

    I know you, she said.

    o me in restaurants and sres and garages and urinals all over Britain and say, I knoe; t kno Ive seen you on telly. And t an autograp about  nig  expecting it. It all seemed a bit beside t, t side of life.

    From television.

    Os sake. I  to kill myself, but never mind, time for an autograp a pen? Or a bit of paper? And before you ask, s bitc anyt are you doing up o jump too. I ed to borrow your ladder.

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    Ill  until… ell, Ill .

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    Youd imagine right.

    Ill go over tured to t on t s.

    Come on. t  a bad gag. In tances.

    I suppose Im not in the mood, Mr Sharp.

    I dont trying to be funny, but o t do t